More signs your Mom is becoming a Desperate Housewife #3

Back again for another monthly chuckle at that Crafty Desperate Housewife.

If you haven't read the posts before, here are some signs that your Mother might be on her way to becoming a Desperate Housewife.



You bring your new sweetheart home after school to do a little light studying in the dining room. You walk in expecting quiet tranquility only to discover while you have been at school all day, mom has been busy on yet another one of her 'recycle' projects.

She excitedly shows your sweetie how the milk jugs have been converted to light up the room adding ambiance or for some a need for the other milk. Milk of magnesia.


You decide to raid the fridge for a few necessary snacks while studying.

Mom has been busy again raiding the neighbourhood recycling bins to make these magnet gems. Groceries are usually found on the 'inside' of the fridge but not in your house.




In trying to foster a little togetherness with your Dad, mom has created something special to attend the guns and ammo show at the exhibition Centre this week.

Her own machine gun annie version purse complete with a slot for the cellphone where the ammo catridge should go. (I think).





To surprise Dad this year for Christmas, Mom pulled out all the stops. She's been working hard on his snowmobile helmet. Its only June but its never too early to start getting into the swing of Christmas when you are becoming an ever more desperate housewife.


Dad is going to be speechless about the changes to his helmet.






If the above evidence hasn't been enough to convince you of your mom's looming condition.

She's started cozi'ng the neighbourhood.

Desperation is not far off now.

Do not pass go, do not collect $200.00. Instead call a strippergram for your mom.... NOW!