Sunday, April 27, 2008

Signs your Mom might be becoming a 'Desperate Housewife'

So your Dad is a contractor and your mom is a busy stay at home woman about the house kinda girl.

After a few years of blissfully thinking your mom is full filled with well, you... you discover that somethings just aren't adding up.

Company is stopping by today and your mom has been up all night assembling cinder block sugar cubes.


Your bitchin' electronic drum set suddenly has acquired a set of lovely colour coded cozies.


To make matters worse the entire kitchen has been outfitted with cozies.


You might be starting to think your mother needs more than you and the house as a hobby.

I have a good suggestion but wait... if you don't believe me here is some more evidence.



She makes her own swifer because she can do it so much better and cheaper.



Not convinced yet....

This is a little replica of what she has planned for your prom after party theme.


Do the right thing.....





Tell your mother to have an affair - the sooner the better.

No comments: