Oompah Loompah wannabe's

I've seen a trend of late out in blog land in on flickr.

It is prom season. Kids are all about their dresses, tuxes, hair, shoes and definitely not about looking pale.

I can only think that some prom preparers and celebrity wannabe's are taking their look from the little Oompah Loompah's from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Johnny Depp version.

Whats a kid to do when celebrities are the first to fall under the Orange one's spell.


Why why why... Tom Jones?


And if the sex bomb is glowing the Donald can't loose face now can he?

So those are the role models for grown men. See what is happening. Its becoming soilent orange.

Senator Kerry.... guilty in tangelino


Where men go the boys are sure to follow.



The women aren't off the hook either.

The other Donald or rather, Donnatella is a trend setter for big purses, big money and sadly big lips it appears. The Orangenista is setting the trend for fake.




Karina Schmirnoff, Dancing of the Stars et. al. Have all dipped in the same vat of over done Orange this spring.


So here are the poor unsuspecting victims of this years prom preparedness:











Honorable Mentions:

Next time use Clarins its a kinder gentler orange and does not streak.

Poor kid.





At least we are no longer baking ourselves in the sun. There is an addiction and its no laughing matter.


Its called tanning dependence and the body gets hooked on IV rays from the sun much like an addict would get their fix from a shot of alcohol or a line of cocaine.


So if you gotta be orange... get it from a bottle... of bronzer.