Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Pull up your pants!

I haven't been able to understand the male pant trend for the past 15 years.


Why do nice young men walk around with their drawers showing. Really guys - give yourself some self respect. Buy some pants that fit comfortably and invest in a belt. I've seen some extremes over the years. I can't understand how one can even comfortably walk with their pants at their knees.


Nice kids are spending their parents hard earned dollars on expensive BIG jeans but then they have to go and hack off half the pants because they are way too long when you are zipping at the knees.



Stop the insanity. I'm not saying go out and buy a pair of skinny leg jeans, baby steps are necessary here. Buy your size in a nice straight cut and voila - you look like a grown up.



I am a teenager of the 80s. I grew up having to lie down to zip up my jeans (okay not so healthy) and the guys did just the same. I have to say I loved the view of the 80s, fashion faux paux's and all. I mean we had tight tight jeans which defined a nice ass. Even men with no ass had a somewhat nice ass.

There were tight jeans! Okay wayyyy too tight but we were on a learning curve.



There were spandex (boo) a little over the top but the hair bands pulled it off.

There were painter jeans!

There was acid wash jeans (okay that was bad but they fit at least).



Now you just can't tell who has a butt and who doesn't. Mind you I don't have any interest in the age group wearing those pants but still... guys think of the girls in your cohort. They need to see the merchandise.

Eventually boys... there will come a day when you are going to get totally comfortable with yourself and wear your pants up to your chest - its inevitable.

Make peace with the pants.

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